thestudentprincesss:

oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor

you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts

you can buy endless red skittles

i never thought i’d see heaven

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9/2/14
10:52
#food #useful things #delish

coelasquid:

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

I was trying to describe how small my friend’s driveway was and the words were not coming to me and I sincerely called it “45 cents wide”

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9/2/14
10:35

dddbee replied to your post: i told myself i wasn’t gonna liveblog …

I CAN’T BELIEVE HES STILL WEARING IT IN THE BD FIXES LIKE THEY FIXED SOME OF HIS OUTFITS BUT THEY DECIDED no. This is fine.

omg??? for real?? wow. incredible. thanks.



1 hour ago

9/2/14
10:20
#dddbee #im mainly fixated on the hat. it looks so bad on him. #capslock t #malia watches samflam

glimmeringpersonality:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

This is literally everyday people at the theatre

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1 hour ago (via)

9/2/14
10:14
#long post t #comics #wow

sonira:

have you tried to explain to your friends and family that you have in fact received a rich education from the esteemed bird school, only to be met with scoffs, rebuttals, and general doubt? no more, for today you can provide the naysayers with concrete evidence of your breathtaking intellect. print out your bird school degree today and tell the world, “i went to bird school, which is for birds!”

(300 dpi 8 inch by 6 inch file available here.)

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1 hour ago (via)

9/2/14
10:08
#meme time

i told myself i wasn’t gonna liveblog samflam and im still not planning to but. look at masayoshi’s shitty outfit. god. what the hell, kid.

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1 hour ago

9/2/14
10:07
#malia watches samflam #karleen and i watched the first 7 eps during kcon time together and im determined to finish this series within a reasonable amount of time

lesbo-deluxe:

slightly more detailed information about the past few months of living with catherine (warning for talk about emotional/sexual abuse and just monetizeyourcat in general):

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1 hour ago (via)

9/2/14
10:01
#monetizeyourcat #abuse t #callouts tag

bluebunny:

thepeoplesrecord:

Columbia student will carry her mattress until her rapist exits school
September 2, 2014

While most students at Columbia University will spend the first day of classes carrying backpacks and books, Emma Sulkowicz will start her semester on Tuesday with a far heavier burden. The senior plans on carrying an extra-long, twin-size mattress across the quad and through each New York City building – to every class, every day – until the man she says raped her moves off campus.

“I was raped in my own bed,” Sulkowicz told me the other day, as she was gearing up to head back to school in this, the year American colleges are finally, supposedly, ready to do something about sexual assault. “I could have taken my pillow, but I want people to see how it weighs down a person to be ignored by the school administration and harassed by police.”

Sulkowicz is one of three women who made complaints to Columbia against the same fellow senior, who was found “not responsible” in all three cases. She alsofiled a police report, but Sulkowicz was treated abysmally – by the cops, and by a Columbia disciplinary panel so uneducated about the scourge of campus violence that one panelist asked how it was possible to be anally raped without lubrication.

So Sulkowicz joined a federal complaint in April over Columbia’s mishandling of sexual misconduct cases, and she will will hoist that mattress on her shoulders as part savvy activism, part performance art. “The administration can end the piece, by expelling him,” she says, “or he can, by leaving campus.”

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As painful as I know the constant reminder of attending school with her rapist must be, I’m glad she won’t be the only one forced to remember. I hope the rapist drops out immediately…or better yet, I hope he faces the justice he deserves. 

sending love from the west coast.

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2 hours ago (via)

9/2/14
9:34
#rape #long post t #sexual assault #rape culture #emma sulkowicz #columbia university

bedsafely:

i can’t be stopped

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2 hours ago (via)

9/2/14
9:24
#p5 #yay #persona

2jam4u:

I’m grossly proud of these photos

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2 hours ago (via)

9/2/14
9:20
#fashion #queue